Everyone Thinks I’m Gay (But I’m Not) I was the first person to assume I was gay. As a kid, I talked with a lisp and hated sports, and I preferred to sing and study. At some point, I learned that these are stereotypically gay male traits, and then I knew: I was going to grow up to be a gay man. Take the gay test to find out if you are gay and how gay you are. OK cupcake, so you just finished sipping your mocha decaf bullshit whatever. The only thing more uncomfortable than your bikini briefs is the cut on your chest from shaving this morning. Sure, you're looking at the hot barista at the register, but you're stealing glances at the. Lyrics to "Everyone Is Gay" song by A Great Big World: If you're gay then you're gay Don't pretend that you're straight You can be who you are any day of t.